Donald Trump’s weird rambling tribute to an American military hero was less Private Ryan, more Tropic Thunder

Poke Reporter. Updated November 12th, 2026

A veteran lived through the sacrifice. Trump couldn’t get through the sentence honoring it.

— Mother of the Brothers (@motherofthebros) November 11, 2026

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Quick. Where's Stephen Miller with the B12 shot? https://t.co/v1H74ce743

— Brian J. Karem (@BrianKarem) November 11, 2026

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Take the keys from grandpa https://t.co/WlE6MDqj0b

— Jason Cole (@JasonCole62) November 11, 2026

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That kinda makes it sound like it was his fault 🤷‍♂️

— ☘️ JohnJoe (@johnjoe) November 11, 2026

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Wut https://t.co/tBlVrJFF88

— Mike May (@SB_MikeMay) November 11, 2026

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"I love the smell of chopan kabob in the morning." https://t.co/RoveeJNlNq

— ChrisO_wiki (@ChrisO_wiki) November 11, 2026

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The US president’s phrasing is less coherent than an average 12-year-old’s.

What a fucking embarrassment. https://t.co/QgSW6Dpbmw

— GET A GRIP (@docrussjackson) November 11, 2026

And it turned out Trump’s speechifying wasn’t done there (but only if you can stand another 10 seconds of it).

Trump: "We are committed to ending the veterans’ homely — homelessness, I mean, you had it it — it was a plague. A horrible plague." https://t.co/sbsoVlUSS6

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) November 11, 2026

Nurse, the screens!

Source @atrupar

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