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David Harris

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A conspiracy theorist claimed the government is making the weather bad …in the UK …in November! 17 brutal comments that rained on her parade

Politics

Michael Gove thinks Piers Morgan should be the next DG of the BBC, if you were wondering what the worst take of 2025 might be – 17 incredulous reactions

Weird World

A Daily Express journalist suggested Reform UK should address the ‘crisis’ of people eating less turkey at Christmas, and the internet gave him a good stuffing

This parody title sequence for ‘The Real Housewives of The White House’ is a brutally funny takedown of the Trump regime

Weird World

This extremely misogynistic advice for husbands looking to rekindle their marriages is a fast-track to divorce proceedings

Sport

This incredible clip from Canada’s premier league final had English football fans totally losing their minds

Joe Rogan told Elon Musk that ‘AI music is my favourite’, and it speaks volumes about his taste

Weird World

Someone claimed that the Oxford Street Christmas lights are ‘symbols of Allah’, and got owned to the Moon and back 19 stellar takedowns

Politics

Reform UK’s Zia Yusuf insists that ‘foreign nationals’ are simultaneously claiming disability benefits and taking all our jobs – Schrödinger entered the chat

Science

This AI deepfake video shared by Neil deGrasse Tyson has a lot of people very worried – 17 (presumably real) replies

Tucker Carlson said he was ‘attacked and mauled by a demon’ whilst he was in bed – 17 diabolically funny takedowns

Politics

Boris Johnson said The Traitors ‘exposes the human flaw that makes us blind to villainy’ – and irony was murdered in plain sight

Weird World

‘It doesn’t say Christmas on the mince pie box’ season gets earlier every year – 19 satisfyingly festive takedowns of the latest culture warrior

Weird World

Someone dubbed this Rightmove property listing ‘The final boss of Live, Laugh, Love’ – dare you look through the keyhole?

Pics

You can probably see the punchline of this classic Bob Monkhouse ‘sperm sample’ joke coming, but that doesn’t make it any less funny

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