Marco Rubio’s rapid reverse ferret why America invaded Iran surely wasn’t fooling anyone – 14 weapons grade smackdowns
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
- John has spent three decades writing about TV, media and popular culture. As broadcasting correspondent of the Guardian he spent many happy years presenting the paper’s MediaTalk podcast, interviewing the likes of Matt Berry, Armando Iannucci and Charlie Brooker.
- A former chairman of the television critics association, the Broadcasting Press Guild, he presented their annual awards ceremony and has a whole bunch of photos of him standing next to A-list celebrities (pictures available on request).
- He has also hosted events for Bafta and the Edinburgh TV Festival, and chaired the press jury prize at the Rose d’Or entertainment festival in Montreux.
Experience
John spent nearly 20 years at the Guardian, first as a freelance and then as a staff member on the Media Guardian team, editing the paper’s Media Monkey diary column. He first started writing about the television business at Broadcast magazine, before joining Heat and (briefly) The Sun. He began his career in local newspapers at the Medway News in Kent and the Norwich Evening News. He has only done stand-up twice and on one of those occasions he was fortunate enough to share the bill with Greg Davies and Rhod Gilbert (before they were famous, obviously).Education
John has an MA in Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford University.Nick Ferrari tried to get one over the UK’s former ambassador to Iran and was so savagely owned it was magnificent
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The correction to this Daily Telegraph ‘private school fees’ story just gets better and better and it’s an absolute belter
Donald Trump said Keir Starmer took ‘far too long’ to help him attack Iran and these homegrown comebacks will make you proud to be British
Marco Rubio’s brain-melting explanation of why America attacked Iran had people hollering into next year with disbelief
Lewis Goodall just brutally owned Priti Patel over her claims of ‘sectarian voting’ and it’s a simply magnificent watch
A mega Maga said America definitely wasn’t at war with Iran just because it was bombing it to bits – 14 earth-shattering smackdowns
Donald Trump paid tribute to American soldiers killed in Iran but the payoff felt so wildly inadequate it hurts
Sean Spicer trolled ‘our good buddies the British’ for not helping America attack Iran and these homegrown smackdowns will make you proud to be British
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This great BBC News man just brutally owned the chairman of Reform UK and it just gets better and better
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