Donald Trump said he’s ‘just gonna kill people’ to stop drugs coming into the US – 15 entirely reasonable comebacks that were absolutely killer
Stephen Miller told Donald Trump the US ‘was going to die without you’ and the whole internet curled up into a cringe ball of protection – 15 responses to die for
Steve Bannon said the quiet part out loud – Trump has a plan to win a third term in 2028 – and these 15 A++ replies hit the red alert
Donald Trump can’t even remember who he’s granted a Presidential pardon to and as a snapshot of his White House at work this surely won’t be bettered
Donald Trump said ‘ocean drugs’ is a thing people say and these 15 stone-cold sober replies dragged him back to shore
Donald Trump turned his complaint about the 2020 election into a subtle(ish) threat to rig the next presidential vote – 17 fraud-free clapbacks
Fox News said people were having to tighten their wallets but didn’t say why and their silence was simply deafening – 18 replies that have 100% beef
Donald Trump unveiled his plans for the new White House ballroom and there’s a new dictionary definition of Fool’s Gold – 19 24-carat responses
This influencer launched ‘Hot Girls for Cuomo’ without buying the URL, and whoever bagged it and turned it into a list of Cuomo allegations – take the rest of the week off
House speaker Mike Johnson just kept a straight face while angrily accusing Democrats of lying to the American people – 16 replies here to eulogize irony
Karoline Leavitt wants you to know that this White House is the most transparent ever – 15 responses that see right through her lies
Donald Trump tried to explain fiber optics and we’re all a little bit dumber now – 17 online tech tudors chime in to offer the President some help
‘What’s a simple pleasure that disappeared with smartphones?’ – 17 replies that will have you searching for a landline to slam down emphatically
Karoline Leavitt tried to embarrass a reporter with a text thread screenshot and just humiliated the entire White House instead
Robert F Kennedy Jr’s Epstein explanation just went wildly viral again and it’s not the slam dunk he presumably thought it was
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