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21 guesses at what Trump’s major announcement would be, that were a whole lot more entertaining than the real thing

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

There’s been yet another crime against tea, and Garron Noone isn’t about to take it lying down (NSFW)

A fear-fuelling YouTuber was called out for the masked cyclist who never was and it’s a proper jaw-dropper

Sarah Vine said Rachel Reeves should be sacked for ‘lying’ and global supplies of irony plunged to critical lows

Kay Burley magnificently owned London mayoral wannabe Ant Middleton and the fury of his followers just made it even better

Laurence Fox was ‘stumped’ by this most basic linguistics lesson so these people were only too happy to help out

Tommy Robinson tried to own Piers Morgan and you don’t have to like Morgan to totally love his A++ smackdown

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

This outrageously bigoted complaint about an Irish nightclub was a self-own visible from space and basically the entire internet said the same thing

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

21 times the Louvre of Bluesky account expertly demonstrated that some people really need to chill out

Andrew Tate’s been playing 4D relationship chess again and the responses were so crushing the man baby deleted it – 14 A++ comebacks

If this rendition of Last Christmas on a Scottish Ring doorbell doesn’t fill you with the festive spirit, nothing will

A misogynistic ‘Good American Man’ said women only have hobbies because they’re not a wife or mother and was brutally owned into next year

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