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Andrew Tate dancing ‘while the bombs fall’ in Dubai was a million miles from the flex he thought it was – 17 scorching burns

Trump spat out his dummy over the UK refusing to roll over, and his ‘not Winston Churchill’ jibe at Starmer massively backfired – 21 two-finger salutes

Social Media

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Twitter

Lucy Connolly complained about someone making her feel ‘uneasy’ on Twitter and the comebacks really did write themselves

Entertainment

This sad little misogynist called ESPN’s NFL analyst a ‘DEI hire’, and her mic-drop comeback didn’t even need words

News

Susanna Reid had a message for Brits who moved to Dubai to avoid paying tax and Andrew Neil’s rant just made us like it even more

Entertainment

Someone asked “Of all movie opening scenes, what one sold the entire film the most?”, and this brutal blockbuster quietly took all the awards

Politics

Robert Jenrick teased a massive scandal involving Rachel Reeves, and entered the self-own hall of fame – 24 scathing takedowns

Celebrity

Talk TV ‘feather ruffler’ Isabel Oakeshott shared the ‘unsettling’ scenes from locked down Dubai and Terry Christian’s A++ comeback said it best

Life

‘What’s a decision you made in under 10 seconds that changed your life forever?’ 19 game-changers

Twitter

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Social Media

Lucy Connolly seemed to blame London’s crazy drink prices on Sadiq Khan, and the delicious owns had us raising a glass – 17 of the best

Entertainment

Paul Scholes said he doesn’t have the attention span to watch films, and Paddy McGuinness’s face was a picture

Twitter

Piers Morgan had the very best response to Tommy Robinson’s bigoted trolling and had everyone cheering

Celebrity

A Reform UK-er asked if people liked Jeremy Clarkson and James May’s A++ response beat all-comers

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