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Craig David came to the rescue of a fish out of water, but it didn’t exactly go swimmingly …especially for the fish

Keir Starmer claimed ‘the left’ doesn’t defend core British values, and people have been trying to work out what they are – 37 very convincing suggestions

Celebrity

Elon Musk said that money can’t buy happiness, and he’s right …but it can buy the world’s tiniest violin – 21 hilariously unsympathetic responses

Politics

A Little Englander took issue with this Horrible Histories sketch and was schooled all the way back to the 19th century

Politics

Of all the scathing reactions to Nigel Farage’s Reform UK group photo, Larry the Cat’s burn surely best captured the mood

GB News doorstepped Billie Eilish after she dared criticise ICE and ended up brutally owned to LA and back

Entertainment

This full-throated statement on what Helen of Troy ‘actually looked like’ deserved every bit of the mockery it got. 21 epic takedowns

Politics

Rupert Lowe told the House of Commons it should be grateful to Elon Musk for exposing the evil of the Epstein files, and the reactions speak for themselves – 15 votes of no confidence

Twitter

A culture wars commander-in-chief took issue with the welcome signs at Heathrow Airport and was brutally owned into next year

News

Once again, Maryam Moshiri overshadowed the rest with her funny BBC report on Groundhog Day

News

This Private Eye cover from 15 years ago has just gone wildly viral again and it gets more relevant with each passing day

Social Media

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Twitter

Lucy Connolly suggested people would be ‘offended’ by her Sunday roast and this A++ comeback was all gravy

The Guardian’s hilariously brutal review of the Melania movie was already good but the ‘correction and clarification’ was next level

Entertainment

An American smoothed her mashed potatoes to within an inch of their lives, and got the sharp edge of Garron Noone’s tongue (NSFW)

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