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Garron Noone reacted to the astronomical price of turkey as only he could – with hilariously ‘fowl’ language

Lee Hurst asked his followers if they’d move to the US if they could and one response beat all others

Liz Kershaw blamed ‘Net Zero zealots’ for the price of coal and all these burns should keep her warm at least

A Little Englander shared their Christmas list of ‘mass deportations and my country back’ and was owned to the North Pole and back

Donald Trump said Saudi Arabia had done an ‘incredible job’ on human rights and even the Crown Prince couldn’t keep a straight face

Social Media

23 favourite funny reactions to the Cloudfare outage that knocked out half the internet on Tuesday

Social Media

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Pics

An ‘English nationalist’ took outraged offence that these Elves weren’t white and ended up schooled to the North Pole and back

Celebrity

Ant Middleton said Sadiq Khan couldn’t fool Londoners with his ‘damage control overload’ Christmas tree and was brutally owned all the way into the new year

Twitter

Andrew Tate’s decided there’s not a woman on Earth who is worthy of him and was magnificently owned into next year

Sport

Sky Sports launched a TikTok channel ‘specifically for female sports fans’ and it’s just been dunked on by basically every woman on the planet

Entertainment

A complaint about Britain’s unutterably weird (and expensive) rail ticket system sent this old Tim Vine and Lee Mack clip viral and it’s hideously relatable

Entertainment

This vintage Countdown clip has just gone viral again and it’s a hall of fame jaw-dropper

Round Ups

“What’s the most boomer complaint you have?” – 19 generational bugbears

Entertainment

Someone spotted people with names so appropriate you’d think they were fake – 16 favourites

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