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An ‘anti-woke warrior’ said this Palestinian athlete’s name meant ‘The Egyptian’ and was magnificently owned into next year

Pics

A troll claimed this picture of an Audi-driving flag shagger was ‘AI at its lefty worst’ and was schooled to the moon and back

Twitter

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Pics

Tommy Robinson shared this picture of the ‘highest point in England’ and was hilariously schooled into next week

Ant Middleton offered to take Donald Trump on a tour of London to show him ‘true Britain’ and these 13 comebacks really do make you proud to be British

Pics

Kemi Badenoch refused to condemn Elon Musk’s ‘fight back or die’ speech, and Iain Dale refused to back down on calling her out for it

Politics

A ‘patriot’ complained she can’t stay in a hotel in her hometown because of migrants and everyone asked the same question

A holy bro coach said Charlie Kirk’s death was ‘likely the most significant Christian event in our lifetime’ and of all the A++ responses this one hit the rest out the park

Social Media

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Entertainment

This funny but scary 10-year-old comedy routine about gun control should be required viewing for all Maga cultists

Politics

A fierce LBC listener called out the hypocrisy around the right to free speech, and she exercised hers to the delight of the internet

Celebrity

Jeremy Clarkson said he was worried what might happen to him because of his newspaper column and these 17 A++ comebacks surely say it all

Twitter

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

The leader of UKIP just said ‘war has now been declared’ but it didn’t have quite the gravitas he was presumably aiming for – 13 A++ comebacks worth fighting for

Celebrity

Laurence Fox said Humza Yousaf had no right to talk about the Scottish flag and the former First Minister’s A++ comeback was magnificently done

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