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The Guy Who Decides Musical Instruments shared some startling facts that are NSFV (Not safe for vegetarians)

A former NHS midwife took wild umbrage with this post-op sex advice and such were the burns they might need a little treatment themselves

Politics

Julia Hartley-Brewer went out to troll the BBC and her interview unwittingly showed why it’s so valuable in these turbulent times

Social Media

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Entertainment

Chef Reactions’ NSFW review of this ‘marry me pasta’ dish was utterly brutal, but still not harsh enough to describe the culinary shenanigans

Social Media

‘Tommy Robinson face-swaps’ is the trending topic that keeps on giving – 23 of the funniest Tommy Ten-Names transformations

Entertainment

The new Miss Mundo Chile’s special talent as a death metal singer shows you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover

Politics

An especially bigoted Little Englander confidently declared that ‘England was named after the English’ and ended up schooled into next year

Social Media

Someone made a Zohran Mamdani poster generator, and Bluesky made the most of it – 22 funny favourites

Twitter

Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

Social Media

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Politics

A right-wing ‘truth-seeker’ claimed that Charlie Kirk was communicating via a rainbow over ‘the birthplace of King Arthur’, and the takedowns were legendary

Magas said Donald Trump is a real man because he manspreads and of all the A++ comebacks this one really kicked ass

Entertainment

The bad news is that Chris Barker’s Sgt Pepper album montages end this year. The good news is you could have them all in a book

Entertainment

Paul Merton’s lightning-fast comeback to the breaking Andrew Mountbatten Windsor story on Have I Got News For You was a god-tier one-liner

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