Celebrity p.2

How is Andrew Tate coping with being locked up in prison? By ranting about worms, of course.

Jamie Oliver’s magnificently straight-talking response to Jake Humphrey’s invite just went viral again and it’s the most delicious thing Oliver’s ever done

This royal biographer’s bilious ‘welcome home’ for Harry and Meghan is a grim reminder of why they cleared off in the first place

27 times the marvellous James May made our day so much better on Twitter

This AI montage of himself as heroes and anti-heroes may be the cringiest thing Elon Musk has ever posted – and it’s a very crowded field

A 2020 clip of Elon Musk’s truly cringeworthy dancing has been giving people the ick all over again – 17 slick takedowns

Neil deGrasse Tyson’s tip for vegetarians who find a mouse in the house might not be a winner with everyone

Jeremy Clarkson’s idea for benefits claimants to write thank you letters to random taxpayers went down like an inheritance tax demand on a farm

Tech billionaire Sam Altman’s Black Mirror-esque suggestion for getting ChatGPT to do the parenting saw him owned into next year – 19 hard nopes

23 favourite times the great Richard Ayoade made our day better on Twitter

Liam Gallagher has just won ‘Pun of the Week’ with his supersonic reply to this inquisitive fan

Jeremy Clarkson trolled Brexiteers over the never-ending airport queues and the eye-popping fury of their replies is a journey definitely worth taking

Richard Hammond got caught speeding and it sent this absolutely savage Frankie Boyle gag wildly viral all over again

A rubbish band’s tale of how they got a 5-star review was already good but James Blunt took it to the next level

Paul Merson’s story about trying to chat up Kylie Minogue still has one of the all-time funniest sports anecdote payoffs