Celebrity p.20

Hugh Grant’s Jar Jar Binks impression in Heretic is so bad it’s a hot contender for movie moment of the year

This magnificent X-Files moment is our new favourite outtake that wasn’t taken out

Richard Herring gave this troll a taste of their own medicine and it’s a supremely satisfying read

In ‘The 80s were wild’ news, this Japanese energy shot ad starring Arnold Schwarzenegger is off-the-scale surreal

This ‘greatest diary entry of all time’ by Michael Palin has just gone viral again and it’s the best minute or two you’ll spend today

Joey Barton and his followers are already het up about Alex Scott and she’s not even got Gary Lineker’s MotD job yet and you love to see it

David Bowie’s fabulous impersonation of Mick Jagger just went viral again and it’s short but oh-so-sweet

Gary Lineker’s leaving Match of the Day so enjoy these 16 times he gloriously owned Piers Morgan into next season

Simply 13 times departing Match of the Day presenter Gary Lineker made our day so much better on Twitter

David Lynch’s magnificent one-word takedown of Russell Brand just went viral again and it will never get old

Bob Mortimer shared his ‘favourite moment ever’ from Gone Fishing and it should be made immediately available on prescription

A troll asked Richard Herring if he was a ‘woke tosspot comedian’ and his A++ comeback had everyone applauding

Chris McCausland just won Strictly again with his ‘I’m Too Sexy’ comeback and Claudia Winkleman’s laugh was everything

Sarah Millican shared ‘what it’s like to be a woman in the public eye’ and her A++ response had everyone cheering

A misunderstanding over Andrea Bocelli’s favourite food place left Jimmy Fallon with egg on his face