Celebrity p.20

This Cilla Black version of ‘She’ll Be Coming Round the Mountain’ is a horribly compelling abomination

Andrew Neil trolled the Trafalgar Square Christmas tree and ended up schooled into next year

Nigella Lawson’s delicious takedown of a cookery mansplainer will never be off the menu

A Maga ‘dude’ trolled Shania Twain for performing in her ‘underwear’ and of all the A++ comebacks this one impressed the most

An ‘Alpha male’ suggested there was ‘something tragic’ about Marisa Tomei here and was owned into the next millennium

This video of George Michael suggesting a change that transformed ‘Do They Know It’s Christmas’ had people awestruck

An ‘Alpha male’ podcaster said Pamela Anderson had “aged like milk”, and these brutal comebacks were the cream of the crop

This ‘brilliant and intelligent’ take on Gregg Wallace is that rarest of things, something on LinkedIn worth reading

Reece Witherspoon on why she dreads scripts written only by men just went wildly viral and she totally nails it

Andrew Tate has been blowing his own trumpet again, but the internet wasn’t taken in by his brass neck – 19 top takedowns

Bob Mortimer’s reaction to being asked if he’d had a ‘brat summer’ was wonderfully relatable to the over-30s

17 favourite and totally on-point things people are saying about Gregg Wallace right now

Stephen Fry’s dissection of the Gregg Wallace story and the righteous fury of the ‘anti-woke right wing press’ totally nails it

You don’t have to be a reader of a certain age to appreciate David Baddiel’s A++ takedown of this troll (but it will help)

Peter Crouch’s heartfelt Twitter plea took this already good joke to the fabulous next level