2026 is already making 2025 look like a good news year so enjoy Ryan Gosling’s face making Greg Davies’ already good story even better
Celebrity p.3
Andrew Tate said he was volunteering to fight in the ‘battle of Greenland’ and was owned to within an inch of his life
That properly iconic clip of Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston on the red carpet just went wildly viral again and it’s the best thing either of them’s ever been in
Miley Cyrus has had it up to here with photographers yelling at her what to do and people loved her for it
Tom Hiddleston wasn’t buying into the ‘New Year’s Eve’ thing on Graham Norton and people loved him for it
Jeremy Clarkson bemoaned villages ‘losing their soul’ and these absolutely brutal comebacks had everyone cheering
Brigitte Bardot’s death means only three people mentioned in Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ are still living
Andrew Tate blamed fatigue for his crushing boxing comeback defeat and of all the crushing knockdowns KSI said it best
Carol McGiffin said there’s no such thing as Covid and Michael Rosen’s A++ response was the only one you need
Bob Mortimer paid moving tribute to Chris Rea and of course it sent that Would I Lie To You? story viral all over again
Andrew Tate tried to put a positive spin on his humiliating boxing ring return and was gloriously owned into next year
Macaulay Culkin’s kids don’t realise he’s Kevin McCallister, and he’s trying to keep it that way to preserve the magic of Home Alone
Jeremy Clarkson just banned Labour MPs from his pub – 13 vote-winning responses from people that might get them banned too
Simon McCoy just had the very best response to Elon Musk constantly wanging on about the UK going to hell in a handcart
Susie Dent asked people about the excruciating times they mispronounced a word in public – 17 of the funniest and most unfortunate