Celebrity p.3

People who have ‘bumped’ into a celebrity, what happened?’ – 23 encounters with the famous that are actually pretty wholesome

Craig David came to the rescue of a fish out of water, but it didn’t exactly go swimmingly …especially for the fish

Elon Musk said that money can’t buy happiness, and he’s right …but it can buy the world’s tiniest violin – 21 hilariously unsympathetic responses

Someone wondered if adult movie stars ever settled down and got married and James Blunt’s note perfect response beat all-comers

Joey Barton’s tweet about giving football fans a bit of ‘rest bite’ had people dusting off their favourite malapropisms. These 17 were second to nun

You can pay Gregg Wallace to record a romantic or cheeky Valentine’s message for the one you love …or really don’t love. 21 funniest burns

Bev Turner trolled Giles Coren for cancelling his family holiday to America and his A++ comeback burst her bubble in spectacular style

Somebody asked about ‘the weirdest second life of a British actor’ and the answers will have you planning your own surprising career move

Piers Morgan’s wife Celia Walden wrote this about him and achieved the impossible – made people feel sorry for Piers Morgan

Laurence Fox accused Giles Coren of misjudging the public mood over America and was magnificently owned by his response

Tory peer Sharron Davies railed at the prospect of living in a ’15 minute city’ and was schooled into next year and back

John Cleese was accused of not criticising the Catholic Church and while Cleese’s comeback was good this A++ response totally nailed it

Giles Coren has been taking down the trolls one Maga at a time after he cancelled his holiday to America and it’s really rather magnificent

‘What British celebrity have you met and did you make a tit of yourself?’ – 23 people who definitely didn’t keep their cool

James May had the funniest and most brutally on-point response after Kelvin MacKenzie complained about getting a second speeding ticket