Celebrity p.4

And the Oscar for best live burn of Donald Trump goes to Jimmy Kimmel

Helen Flanagan’s Weakest Link answer was so bad it was unbrielievable

Sydney Sweeney has got conservatives coming over all peculiar – only 13 responses you need

Sorry, ladies – Rupert Murdoch’s off the market again, and we’re not even invited to the wedding

Blur’s drummer will stand for Labour in Mid Sussex and these 12 jokes are so great

Sharon Osbourne’s Celebrity Big Brother appearance sent her Would I Lie To You? tale viral again and it’s a proper jaw-dropper

Ewan McGregor on the ‘worst moment’ of filming Star Wars is a fabulously funny watch

“Did you know Samuel L Jackson was in Grease?”

Andrew Lloyd Webber made a song and dance out of trying peanut butter and got roasted

This Jeremy Vine tale about the RNLI took a hilariously unexpected turn (wait for it!)

Harry Hill’s tale of how he offended Jamie Oliver was already good but the payoff was magnificent

Mark Hamill had a bad feeling about this darkly humorous Star Wars joke

This clip of Jamie Dornan’s ‘harrowing accident’ just makes us love him even more

Florence Pugh described her ‘go-to breakfast order’ and the reaction of her American co-stars is simply hilarious

This most literal-minded of responses to Richard Osman’s Celebrity Big Brother question might be today’s favourite thing