Celebrity p.31

A bigoted troll took aim at Kirsten Dunst and of all the totally on-point comebacks this one really hit home

Liam Gallagher said he’d buy people’s Oasis tickets back off them if they didn’t rate his voice and this totally on-song comeback was simply magnificent

Jacqueline Wilson is TikTok’s latest unlikely star, and the childhood nostalgia is real

Gary Lineker chose a spectacularly NSFW way to check if Alan Shearer could hear him and it’s a hilarious own goal we can all applaud

Alison Moyet had the very best response for these bigoted ‘reply guys’ bothering her on Twitter and had everyone cheering

This fabulous Russell Brand drive-by ‘takedown’ is 5 seconds of absolute pure joy

Candice Bergen subtly took down JD Vance in her delightfully catty Emmys speech

Elon Musk asked why people were ‘raging FOR the machine’ and this A++ takedown just got better and better

Armando Iannucci had the fabulous final word on Elon Musk’s assassination ‘joke’ reverse ferret

People loved Nicola Coughlan’s A++ response as men kept walking in front of her on the Emmys red carpet

Lucy Beaumont’s calling out sexism in the comedy industry and Metro accidentally totally proved her point

Alan Sugar smelled a rat after the Apprentice lost out at the NTAs and Paul Sinha’s comeback deserved a gong of its own

Magas took issue with Al Murray’s Donald Trump joke and his no-nonsense comebacks just get better and better

“Post the same actor in two roles that show their range” – 21 favourite funny suggestions

James Blunt asked if he should play Dublin and when Ryanair trolled him he took it to entirely new heights