Celebrity p.32

Noel Gallagher says Glastonbury has gone woke, and some might say he should have spotted that years ago

James Blunt’s fabulous response to Ed Sheeran playing for England was a proper chart topper

Gillian Anderson had the best response after Robert Peston ‘confused her’ with Tory Gillian Keegan during ITV’s election coverage

Jake Humphrey told people to put a ‘tick in the box’ and this A++ comeback surely said it best

Jemaine Clement had the perfect comeback for this keyboard warrior objecting to celebrities talking politics

23 funniest times James Blunt made us laugh on Twitter so far in 2024

Paul Merson’s hilarious story of asking out Kylie Minogue had Jeff Stelling spinning around

People loved Dua Lipa’s response to this ukulele playing fan who asked to play her 30 seconds of his song

Bill Bailey on the right-wing ‘Don’t surrender!’ brigade is 30 seconds very well spent

Roy Keane on what’s important in life is 60 seconds supremely well spent (and a fabulous own of Gary Neville)

This moment Mick Hucknall ‘gets possessed’ is today’s funniest 8 seconds

People have been suggesting a ‘more iconic trio’ than these three Kardashians and Greggs beat all the rest

Justin Timberlake’s arrest prompted Peter Andre to share his own tale of being pulled over by police and it’s just magnificent

Frank Skinner on rows is today’s funniest and most relatable thing

A student Trump campaigner accused Taylor Swift of ‘grooming’ women to hate men and this magnificent response was everything