Celebrity p.5

17 funniest things people think the new Morrissey album cover artwork looks like

The new series of The Traitors is in full swing so it must be time for this oddly disconcerting ’90s clip of Claudia Winkleman to go viral again

Richard Keys’ grimly on-brand tribute to Gabby Logan’s dad got all the responses it deserved and more

2026 is already making 2025 look like a good news year so enjoy Ryan Gosling’s face making Greg Davies’ already good story even better

Andrew Tate said he was volunteering to fight in the ‘battle of Greenland’ and was owned to within an inch of his life

That properly iconic clip of Adam Sandler and Jennifer Aniston on the red carpet just went wildly viral again and it’s the best thing either of them’s ever been in

Miley Cyrus has had it up to here with photographers yelling at her what to do and people loved her for it

Tom Hiddleston wasn’t buying into the ‘New Year’s Eve’ thing on Graham Norton and people loved him for it

Jeremy Clarkson bemoaned villages ‘losing their soul’ and these absolutely brutal comebacks had everyone cheering

Brigitte Bardot’s death means only three people mentioned in Billy Joel’s ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ are still living

Andrew Tate blamed fatigue for his crushing boxing comeback defeat and of all the crushing knockdowns KSI said it best

Carol McGiffin said there’s no such thing as Covid and Michael Rosen’s A++ response was the only one you need

Bob Mortimer paid moving tribute to Chris Rea and of course it sent that Would I Lie To You? story viral all over again

Andrew Tate tried to put a positive spin on his humiliating boxing ring return and was gloriously owned into next year

Macaulay Culkin’s kids don’t realise he’s Kevin McCallister, and he’s trying to keep it that way to preserve the magic of Home Alone