Celebrity p.59

GB News is furious that Nigel Farage is being ‘airbrushed’ out of I’m A Celeb and it’s surely the best thing about the new series yet

The Elgin Marbles row sent this James Acaster routine viral and it’s never less than magnificent

Stewart Lee’s column on Nigel Farage taking part in I’m A Celebrity is devastating, required reading

Zoe Ball’s Radio 2 breakfast show went suddenly, outrageously NSFW and had parents swerving off the school run

Jill Scott made a joke about Liverpool’s Daniel Sturridge and these grown men’s fury made it so much funnier

Andrew Tate denied he cried in prison and Piers Morgan’s A++ response had everyone crying (with laughter)

People are trying to work out where Lionel Messi’s bodyguard appears from and it’s melting brains everywhere

Dame Judi Dench accidentally sent a birthday message in her birthday suit thanks to the perils of smartphones

Dame Edna’s devastating skewering of Cilla Black has just gone viral again for reasons that will become obvious

Dom Joly had the best response after someone trolled him for watching I’m A Celebrity

Alison Moyet had the very best response to Cliff Richard refusing a picture with Elvis because he was fat

23 funniest and totally on-point things people said about Cliff Richard after he rejected a photo with ‘fat’ Elvis

‘The way Ben Affleck shuts the car door gets me every time’

Alison Hammond had the very best response to Cliff Richard’s jaw-dropping tale of why he wouldn’t have a picture with Elvis

No matter what he does on I’m A Celeb, Nigel Farage will never be humiliated as satisfyingly as this Irish TV news interview