Entertainment p.7

Amazon can’t figure out how to bring Bond back from the dead, but you only live twice, right? – 27 ready-made solutions

This Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End scene must surely be cinema’s coolest death

Chef Reactions’ NSFW review of this ‘marry me pasta’ dish was utterly brutal, but still not harsh enough to describe the culinary shenanigans

Elon Musk started posting movie reviews after he was trolled as a ‘culture free zone’ and it’s a 5-star cringefest

We’re still waiting for Garron Noone’s NSFW response to a $6.2 million banana to earn him a fortune

A Netflix viewer was furious this moment of its new 19th century drama was unnecessarily diverse – 14 A++ comebacks that all get 5-star reviews

The new Miss Mundo Chile’s special talent as a death metal singer shows you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover

This accidentally correct answer on Greg James’ quiz will always make us smile and it was simply magnifico

We’re completely obsessed with Francesca Scorsese testing dad Martin on whether he can recognise his own films from Letterboxd reviews – Five stars!

The finale of Celebrity Traitors was explosive television …literally – 37 reactions that faithfully capture the mood (with lots of spoilers)

Proof that Ozzy Man can even turn two cats having a feline spat into top – if sweary – entertainment (NSFW)

Who’d have thought a South Korean could teach people to speak Scouse? It’s a lorra lorra fun

Donald Trump thinks Seth Myers should be ‘illegal’ because he said something he didn’t like – 17 law-abiding clap backs that stand up in the court of public opinion

The bad news is that Chris Barker’s Sgt Pepper album montages end this year. The good news is you could have them all in a book

Paul Merton’s lightning-fast comeback to the breaking Andrew Mountbatten Windsor story on Have I Got News For You was a god-tier one-liner