Entertainment p.83

Jeremy Vine’s spectacular reverse ferret is a salutary lesson to always read to the end of the message first

This American’s excitement at a common British weather phenomenon chased the gloom away

GB News is furious that Nigel Farage is being ‘airbrushed’ out of I’m A Celeb and it’s surely the best thing about the new series yet

The Elgin Marbles row sent this James Acaster routine viral and it’s never less than magnificent

Stewart Lee’s column on Nigel Farage taking part in I’m A Celebrity is devastating, required reading

If Alfie Boe’s song can’t persuade you that Die Hard is a Christmas film – nothing can

Jill Scott made a joke about Liverpool’s Daniel Sturridge and these grown men’s fury made it so much funnier

Someone put a clip of Van Morrison through a Chinese translation app and the result was… something else

This Christmas ad for Charlie’s Bar in Enniskillen is tugging hard on everybody’s heartstrings

Caroline Aherne’s 1998 Bernard Manning interview was a masterclass in calling out racism

‘What should be on the test to become a nurse?’ – Funny, gross and real in equal measure

Someone has trained AI to sing ‘Born Slippy’ in the voice of Homer Simpson and it’s a joy

Surely the greatest 2 minutes of Masterchef – or any TV cookery programme – you’ll ever watch

The ‘most heartbreaking moment in Muppet history’ had an equally moving side story

Surely the funniest 60 seconds of any TV property show you’ll see (and it poses questions, so many questions)