News p.10

The Daily Mail shoehorned a Meghan Markle angle into the Archbishop of Canterbury scandal and got precisely the responses they deserved

Bad day? At least you aren’t the Mattel employee who accidentally put an x-rated web address on the Wicked dolls packaging

This video showing just how much dirt is on London Underground seats will make you squirm

23 favourite things people are saying about Donald Trump’s election win the morning after the nightmare before

Emily Maitlis tore Boris Johnson a new one for bringing Trumpian politics to the UK, and it’s a genuine highlight of the election coverage

If you read only one revelation from the ‘secret millions’ of the Royals investigation, make it this one

Someone bought Dan Wootton’s website domain name to redirect to another site and it’s an A+ prank

People are paying tribute to Scottish comedian Janey Godley, who has died aged 63

Joe Biden pretended to eat the leg of a baby dressed as a chicken – and this one response beats them all

A man was arrested for stealing £300k worth of cheese and the internet went emmental – 19 grate reactions

Tucker Carlson says Trump will be like an angry dad giving “vigorous spankings” to “a bad little girl”, and people responded as one

19 favourite reactions to Tesla’s newly unveiled futuristic Robovan

This Brit’s brutal takedown of Donald Trump on a US Question Time special had everyone cheering (and the look on Republicans’ faces was an absolute picture)

This Times’ outrage about Angela Rayner buying her boyfriend a suit had women (and quite a few men) spitting nails

This eye-in-the-sky reporter’s speeding motorcycle commentary was even more entertaining before he realised he was live