News p.9

Eton’s new Provost admits he judges people for not attending the school that shaped Boris Johnson

Joe Lycett sent an open letter to Suella Braverman offering to help ‘weed out’ asylum seekers pretending to be gay and it’s magnificent

Rishi Sunak’s wife Akshata Murty was his surprise warm-up act at the Tory conference – only 17 responses you need

Toploader played the Tory party conference and Kathy Burke’s response was number one with a bullet

Victoria Derbyshire used facts to destroy the Tories’ ‘party of facts’ claim and it was brilliantly done

Sky’s Sophy Ridge telling a government minister that she’s just making stuff up is a magnificent watch

Rishi Sunak is finally set to scrap the Manchester leg of HS2 – 17 first-class responses

Liz Truss has been stringing words together in public again – 17 favourite responses

Mail columnist Quentin Letts took aim at sweary protestors outside the Tory conference – 13 funniest put-downs

Holy smoke! Calvin Robinson’s been suspended by GB News – 17 favourite reactions

Dan Wootton’s stand-in Mark Dolan said GB News ‘plays the ball not the man’ and this response was A++

This Question Time clip ruthlessly nails the £71bn HS2 farce in 24 seconds flat

Sir Michael Gambon’s hilarious Top Gear interview went viral again after the acting great’s sad passing, aged 82

Imploding Laurence Fox has been lashing out at his fellow GB News types and it’s quite the spectacle

BBC Radio Manchester wasn’t letting a wriggling Rishi Sunak off the hook over HS2 and it’s magnificent