News p.15

The government put out a video where parents talk about free breakfast clubs and, oh boy, a lot of people are mad about the answers

Zohran Mamdani called Trump a fascist in the Oval Office, with Trump’s permission – 20 priceless responses to the president’s love-in

Trump’s trade secretary told Magas they just had to wait – and wait – for the good times to roll and it’s fair to say these people weren’t buying it

Elon Musk says that AI will ‘eliminate poverty’ and ‘make everyone wealthy’ – these 17 genuinely intelligent replies beg to differ

Trump’s transport secretary said air travel would be so much better if only people dressed nicer – 15 business class comebacks

A 20-foot high mountain of rubbish has been dumped in a field in Oxfordshire and people are rightly asking how on earth this happened

Liz Truss says she’s cheering Donald Trump on to destroy the BBC – lettuce appreciate these 20 little gems hitting back. Just cos.

Donald Trump and Marjorie Taylor Greene are breaking up in a very public and very vicious war of words and all any of us can do is watch in morbid fascination

Kirstie Allsopp went after an elderly children’s author for having a free bus pass and, safe to say, she lost the room with this argument

Robert Jenrick posted a picture of him “sinking pints” and he got absolutely hammered in the replies

Donald Trump boasted he had the “best ever” MRI result, but can’t say what body part they tested – 18 helpful suggestions to solve the mystery

This AI-written news article has gone wildly viral because nobody bothered to proofread it

Place your bets for who might be the BBC’s next Director General – 16 strong contenders to inspire you

These two men have the best response to Tommy Robinson about ‘Who is more English’ and it’s exactly what we need to hear right now

Rupert Lowe ranted about “foreign men” in British towns – 14 pithy replies that went high when he went low