News p.3

Nick Ferrari said closing schools due to heat would make our kids soft and was given an abject lesson in reality

Nigel Farage tried to convince BBC Breakfast’s Sally Nugent that ‘no-one cares at all’ about his £5 million crypto ‘gift’, and she pushed back until he squirmed

This side-by-side video comparing Donald Trump and Joe Biden tying medals around soldiers’ necks is a much more brutal watch for Dopey Don than Sleepy Joe

Jonathan Pie rips into Donald Trump’s peace deal with Iran, and it’s 5 brutally funny minutes of giving the US president the kicking he so richly deserves

Tommy Robinson said Katie Hopkins being kicked out of an east London pub means “Bethnal Green whites are a minority” – 14 NSFW responses putting Tommy Ten Names in his place

Katie Hopkins was jeered and kicked out of a London pub during the England World Cup game, and now some people have found their new local

Bozo MAGA politician Nancy Mace said mice were being used for “transgender experiments” and it was a mortifying self-own for the ages

Donald Trump’s cleaning contractor for the disastrous Lincoln Memorial Pool renovation looks almost comically sketchy – 20 criminally funny reactions

This pupil’s eloquent response to Keir Starmer’s U-16s social media ban was already good but the payoff was absolute killer

Elon Musk just became the world’s first trillionaire, but the savage owns were worth his weight in gold – 21 favourites

JD Vance said the Second World War ended with “a negotiation” and was schooled (and mocked) all the way to 1945 and back

Reform UK’s Robert Kenyon happily accepted an endorsement from his “hero” Ant Middleton – 14 absolutely scathing reactions

BBC presenter Naga Munchetty’s priceless face said it all as Labour’s Peter Kyle rabbited on about the greatness of a defence spending plan he hasn’t fully seen

Reform UK leader Nigel Farage said he’s “the only person” with enough “public rapport and courage” to be prime minister – 15 reactions that see right through his guff

Ian Hislop relentlessly tore “cockroach” Michael Gove apart to his face on HIGNFY, and it will be 4 minutes of your time well spent