News p.8

Trump wandered away from a meeting with oil bosses to stare out a window and ramble about ballroom construction – 20 unforgettable reactions

Marco Rubio passed Trump a private note during a Venezuela oil meeting, but Trump read it out loud to everyone – 20 responses worth sharing with a crowd

This absolutely brutal tweet reply to JD Vance is so vividly insulting that it might just make you feel sorry for the US vice president

Donald Trump says he’d accept a hand me down Nobel Peace Prize from Machado and these 16 replies won’t give peace a chance

Homeland Security boss Kristi Noem said what happened in Minneapolis was a ‘domestic terror attack’ and jaw-dropping doesn’t even begin to cover it

A ‘not a misogynist’ man accused this woman of hypocrisy for complaining about those sexualised Grok deep fakes and the entirety of the internet responded as one

CBS’s ‘new and improved’ Maga-friendly Evening News started so badly people couldn’t wait for it to end – 15 headline responses

Marco Rubio stood next to Trump and said that Cuba is run by ‘incompetent senile men’, WITH A STRAIGHT FACE – 17 exploding irony meters

From ‘FAFO’ to ‘Donroe Doctrine’ to Maduro’s drip – 25 funny, terrifying tweets covering the first surreal day of Trump’s attack on Venezuela

Stephen Miller’s wife Katie posted an ominous picture warning the US will “soon” take over Greenland – 20 responses taking her deadly seriously

Trump and his Venezuela team desperately tried and failed to recreate Obama’s iconic Bin Laden raid photo – 16 brutally funny responses

FIFA Peace Prize winner Donald Trump has launched an attack on Venezuela and captured its president – 15 first reactions

People are roasting Erika Kirk’s very busy and glitzy grieving process – 25 viral “everyone grieves differently” memes and videos

Donald Trump is ignoring his doctors by taking huge doses of daily aspirin and eating too much McDonald’s – 18 reactions to his latest “perfect health” claims

People have been trolling Elon Musk for this prediction he made 14 years ago and it’s one Musk moment definitely worth saluting