News p.8

Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor was arrested on his 66th birthday, and the internet went into complete meltdown – 37 majestic reactions

Tommy Robinson’s announced a London march for 16 May and ended up magnificently owned into next year

The White House posted images of Valentine’s Day candy hearts saying “Daddy’s Home” and the creepiness detector just exploded into smithereens

A newspaper said millennials and Gen Z can’t afford to buy homes because of “splurging” on rotisserie chickens – 21 responses that are a giant ‘cluck you!’

Someone asked for band names for a group made up on Megyn Kelly, Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt – 18 certified platinum suggestions

Carlton from ‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ is dividing people after sharing a picture with actor James Van Der Beek on his deathbed – 14 reactions that can see the rights and wrongs of it

Apparently Erika Kirk may visit Northern Ireland to meet Ian Paisley Jr and set up ‘Turning Point Ulster’ – 18 funny responses raising holy hell

Reform UK’s Nadhim Zahawi doesn’t feel safe in London after seeing a tired man on the street – 16 responses offering comfort as he recovers

A Maga cried foul at the flag hanging in this American high school and was magnificently owned to the other side of the world and back

Laura Ingraham asked a bunch of rabid right wingers about the Epstein Files but did not get the response she expected and it was just fabulous

Laura Loomer’s jaw-dropping take on Bad Bunny’s halftime show perfectly captured the dumb Maga mindset

Professional punchbag Jake Paul called Bad Bunny a ‘fake American’ and immediately got knocked out by the replies

The usual MAGA crybabies are whining about athletes speaking out about the US at the Winter Olympics – 18 brutally funny responses worthy of gold

Singer Jack White’s devastating takedown of Donald Trump over the racist Obama video is so furious that a seven nation army couldn’t hold him back

Socialite Lady Victoria Hervey said “you were a bit of a loser” if you were not in the Epstein Files – 15 shocked, top class reactions