News p.7

17 people (and things) that new far right Argentina president Javier Milei looks like

Victoria Derbyshire’s smackdown of Robert Jenrick’s Rwanda ‘win’ is a fabulous watch

This Tory MP’s no-nonsense response to David Cameron’s unexpected return surely speaks for us all

Joe Lycett had the very best response to Suella Braverman’s sacking and won everyone’s vote

This reporter had a fabulously brutal question for Suella Braverman today and deserves the rest of the week off

‘Britain’s Strictest Headmistress’ has got the hump with the John Lewis Christmas ad and this is the only response you need

100 people said the Daily Star had today’s best front page – and then Les Dennis made it even better

GB News wasn’t happy with the John Lewis Christmas ad and it’s the very definition of irritating all the right people

These people were furious there’s ‘no dad’ in the John Lewis Christmas ad and their response was A++

The Captain Tom spa went viral after the family lost their planning appeal and the design got people all hot and bothered

Our 19 favourite reactions to the first King’s speech in over 70 years

Captain Tom’s daughter lost her spa appeal and the Metro’s hilariously brutal take just won headline of the year

Break out the tiny violins – Captain Tom’s daughter has lost her appeal to save her private spa

Joe Lycett’s response to Suella Braverman and her ‘living on the streets is a lifestyle choice’ claim just got better and better

Esther McVey made an unfortunate schoolboy error condemning Just Stop Oil and it’s a proper work of art