Politics p.15

Donald Trump threatened to ‘blow up’ one of America’s oldest allies in the Middle East, and the Nobel Peace Prize committee would like a word

Labour’s Chair has given Nigel Farage one day to report the alleged Moscow phone hack to the police, or she’ll do it herself – Grab the popcorn!

JD Vance’s announcement that he’s going to start holding politicians accountable for fraud got exactly the reaction you’d expect – 15 killer comebacks

Farage’s complaint letter about the campaign group that uncovered Reform’s Makerfield candidate’s vile internet posts earned him a thorough dragging

Donald Trump posted the exact same unhinged rant 8 days apart on Truth Social, in case you were wondering how real his cognitive test results are

The White House announced Donald Trump’s ‘perfect bill of health’, and the chinny reckon was visible from Mar-a-Lago – 17 perfect clapbacks

JD Vance got such a silent welcome for his most recent press conference you could hear a pin – and his approval ratings – drop

Trump cultist Kevin Hassett tried to gaslight everyone on the state of the US economy, and the interviewer literally couldn’t believe her ears

Former Mega Maga Megyn Kelly tried to call out Donald Trump for corruption and fell off her high horse halfway through the statement

Reform tried to deflect from their Makerfield candidate’s offensive online history by bigging up his TA membership, and it was a spectacular self-own – 18 top takedowns

I went to a Trump rally and lived to blog about it – notes from inside the orange & distended belly of the beast

Donald Trump explained why the Medal of Freedom is better than the Medal of Honor and his rationale should be dishonorably discharged into the sun

Danny Kruger downplaying Reform’s Makerfield candidate’s vile misogynistic comments about Carol Vorderman spoke volumes about where the party is right now

Nigel Farage claims his £5 million crypto windfall was leaked by a Kremlin hacker, and the chinny reckon stretched to Thailand and back – 23 sceptical responses

The BBC reported on Gavin Williamson’s pet tarantula dying – 20 people treating the tragedy with all the solemnity it deserves