Politics p.15

Chris Philp accused the French Navy of trying to intimidate him for going full Farage Migrant Watch on the English Channel, and the chinny reckon stretched from Dover to Calais

John Cleese said he trusts Rupert Lowe more than any of the other leaders, and the internet gave that a vote of no confidence

Count Binface released his Clacton manifesto, and it could well have Nigel Farage in a cold sweat for the Wayne Rooney policy alone

Nigel Farage edited himself into a photo of Clacton Pier and Count Binface knocked the rest of the responses out of the park

Donald Trump mocked CNN reporter Kaitlan Collins for not smiling and these 19 comebacks put a smile on everyone’s face except Trump

The Daily Mail’s attempted gotcha over the price of Andy Burnham’s Manchester-made T-shirts just qualified for the Self-own of the Week Award – 22 favourite takedowns

Donald Trump says he knows a lot about Venezuela because Miss Venezuela always did so well in his Miss Universe pageant – 18 people with very undiplomatic responses

Restore Britain’s “freedom campaigner” Montgomery Toms has called for indoor smoking rooms in pubs – 18 people dragging him in the comments

This camera stayed locked on Donald Trump’s thunderous face as reporters who investigated his past ties with Jeffrey Epstein won a prize at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner

Some kids in Clacton were asked about Nigel Farage and they absolutely ripped the Count of Dodgy Crypto to shreds in their NSFW replies

Donald Trump can only squirm in his seat at the White House Correspondents’ Dinner as Wolf Blitzer gives a prize to the photo of him doing nothing when a guest fainted

Andy Burnham’s “No 10 North” is up and running, complete with replica No 10 Downing Street black door and an onsite Greggs – 18 reactions to put a grin up north

Donald Trump is desperate to keep building data centres and it wasn’t what he said so much as how he said it

Donald Trump tried to complain about how green energy works and his stupidity blew everyone away

Elon Musk insisted the UK was on the verge of civil war and the editor of the Economist owned him across the Atlantic and back