Politics p.14

Donald Trump says Japan has always been good to the United States with this one ‘minor’ exception, and his statement totally bombed

RFK Jr. attacked a CNN news anchor because she’s ‘not a scientist’ and her perfect four word comeback left him speechless

Nigel Farage hinted at a future Reform-Restore pact, but it’s fallen apart before it could even start

Richard Tice is being investigated by the Parliamentary Standards Commissioner for allegedly failing to declare an interest – 15 savage takedowns

Richard Tice tried to mansplain Christianity to the Archbishop of Canterbury, and these 18 takedowns were a testament to people’s irritation with him

A Restore Britain campaigner used Manchester’s Curry Mile to criticise migration, and the clapbacks were deliciously spicy – 17 of the best

Lee Anderson said he’d ‘see who this offends’ by drinking a pint of Guinness and of all the A++ replies this one drank the rest under the table

Suella Braverman’s attempted gotcha of Andy Burnham on the small boats was a self-own visible from Dover to Calais – 18 top takedowns

Nigel Farage is polling as the least popular of all the party leaders, and the internet loves that for him – 17 reactions of the purest schadenfreude

You don’t have to like Andy Burnham to love this care home exchange in which he introduces himself as the new PM

GB News claimed Andy Burnham refused to take their question and even people who don’t like Burnham enjoyed these responses

Move over Brenda from Bristol – this care home resident telling Andy Burnham the country changes prime minister every five minutes is as relatable as it gets

Nigel Farage criticised Andy Burnham’s as-yet-unwritten plans for social care, and people detected the whiff of sour grapes – 16 savage takedowns

Nigel Farage spat out his dummy because he wasn’t invited to the PM’s cross-party meeting, and the internet spat out some home truths

Chris Philp accused the French Navy of trying to intimidate him for going full Farage Migrant Watch on the English Channel, and the chinny reckon stretched from Dover to Calais