Politics p.29

Nigel Farage just announced his pretend ‘shadow cabinet’ and the joke is very much on Lee Anderson

Rupert Lowe’s right-of-Reform party, Restore UK, said that having a British passport doesn’t make you British, and got a big fat ‘well, actually’

This Sky News man just magnificently owned Nigel Farage and the more Farage wriggled the better it got

Camilla Tominey accused ‘frit’ Keir Starmer of running scared of GB News and these people were only too happy to help

A Brexit-supporting GB News presenter complained about having to queue at the airport, and the irony wasn’t lost on anyone else

Liz Truss posted her Trump fan-girling photo with the words ‘Right about everything’, and got mocked into next week – 23 top takedowns

An EU diplomat had to sit through Maga Mike Waltz talking about the many wars Trump ‘ended’, and her hilarious facial expressions said it all

The White House posted images of Valentine’s Day candy hearts saying “Daddy’s Home” and the creepiness detector just exploded into smithereens

Someone asked for band names for a group made up on Megyn Kelly, Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi and Karoline Leavitt – 18 certified platinum suggestions

Apparently Erika Kirk may visit Northern Ireland to meet Ian Paisley Jr and set up ‘Turning Point Ulster’ – 18 funny responses raising holy hell

Reform UK’s Nadhim Zahawi doesn’t feel safe in London after seeing a tired man on the street – 16 responses offering comfort as he recovers

Donald Trump is still refusing to acknowledge that racist post about the Obamas and it’s basically page one of the Trump playbook, writ large

Trump’s latest top state department pick said white people in America face more discrimination than black people

Donald Trump insisted the Epstein Files are ‘pretty boring stuff’ and Howard Lutnick thinks that’s hilarious, but no one else is laughing

Nadine Dorries was keen to big up her new best friends on Reform UK only to have her bubble burst in spectacular style