Politics p.31

Donald Trump warned ‘America is under invasion from within’ and everything just got a lot darker stateside – 15 totally on-point responses

Donald Trump wanged on about how Barack Obama walks down stairs very differently to him and we’re all on a Stannah Lift to hell

Ted Cruz’s unexpected call for action on paedophiles was the ultimate ‘misspoke’ for the ages

‘Everyone loves my signature’ – Donald Trump brags about his signature to senior military leaders and everyone had the same response

Probably the best radio phone-in prank of all time – and it absolutely skewers Nigel Farage

Donald Trump’s hand-picked attorney to prosecute James Comey is woefully unqualified and yet totally on-point – 17 A++ responses that have already delivered a verdict

This Benny Hill-style chase footage tells you everything you need to know about how ICE agents are performing in Chicago

Laura Kuenssberg hammered Keir Starmer so hard we felt anxious just watching it and all these people said the same thing

Darren Grimes was demonetised on Facebook and went looking for handouts – 14 hilariously unsympathetic responses

A Tory MP came out against the digital ID plans by claiming ‘I am not a tin of beans’ – 17 saucy replies

Boris Johnson said he’d never accept a digital ID card – 13 eye-rolling reactions worth scanning

This vividly insulting description of Donald Trump is the most brutal summary of the US president you’ll ever read

Donald Trump just basically put half of America on notice and no one is okay with it

Donald Trump called out two ‘low IQ’ congresswomen and you don’t need a big brain to spot what they have in common – 17 super smart responses

Richard Tice said the UK needs to leave the ECHR and Billy Bragg’s A++ comeback was so on point it hurts