Politics p.32

Donald Trump is suddenly Bill Clinton’s number one fan and the internet sleuths raised their magnifying glasses for a closer look at why

JD Vance said it was ‘so perceptive’ of Donald Trump to tell a woman reporter to smile and these women begged to differ

Donald Trump appeared to blame the two people killed by ICE for making him look bad because, yeah, that’s the problem

GB News’s Keir Starmer poll didn’t go the way they thought it would and their total bewilderment is an absolute delight

The US Army bragged about using AI but it’s not the slam-dunk they thought it was – 17 totally human takedowns

A Little Englander took issue with this Horrible Histories sketch and was schooled all the way back to the 19th century

Of all the scathing reactions to Nigel Farage’s Reform UK group photo, Larry the Cat’s burn surely best captured the mood

Rupert Lowe told the House of Commons it should be grateful to Elon Musk for exposing the evil of the Epstein files, and the reactions speak for themselves – 15 votes of no confidence

Donald Trump had a wild take on Vladimir Putin breaking a ceasefire with Ukraine and it exposed exactly where his values lie

Karoline Leavitt said Donald Trump believed in the Constitution but the unexpected payoff had Americans hollering into next week

Trump’s deputy attorney general said ‘It’s not a crime to party with Jeffrey Epstein’ and it was a ‘yeah but no but’ visible from space

Ian Hislop on Peter Mandelson and people who said they had ‘no idea’ about Epstein is 2 minutes exceptionally well spent

Nigel Farage was asked if he’d debate with Zack Polanski and his Poundshop Trump response blew up in his face

Donald Trump wants Republicans to ‘take over the voting’ and there’s not enough red fabric in the world to stitch together a warning flag

Turning Point USA just announced their alternate Super Bowl halftime show and it’s the saddest concert lineup ever