Politics p.93

Donald Trump unveiled his plans for the new White House ballroom and there’s a new dictionary definition of Fool’s Gold – 19 24-carat responses

This influencer launched ‘Hot Girls for Cuomo’ without buying the URL, and whoever bagged it and turned it into a list of Cuomo allegations – take the rest of the week off

A journalist tried to shame a Green Party MP for wearing trainers in the Commons and got owned into next week – 17 noes to the right

House speaker Mike Johnson just kept a straight face while angrily accusing Democrats of lying to the American people – 16 replies here to eulogize irony

Nigel Farage flounced out of PMQs for good because other MPs keep picking on him – 18 funniest and totally on-point smackdowns

Karoline Leavitt wants you to know that this White House is the most transparent ever – 15 responses that see right through her lies

Donald Trump tried to explain fiber optics and we’re all a little bit dumber now – 17 online tech tudors chime in to offer the President some help

Karoline Leavitt tried to embarrass a reporter with a text thread screenshot and just humiliated the entire White House instead

Robert F Kennedy Jr’s Epstein explanation just went wildly viral again and it’s not the slam dunk he presumably thought it was

Donald Trump made a weird hand gesture while wanging on about ‘drinks and cocktails’ and it reminded everyone of the exact same thing

The leader of far-right Britain First got all nostalgic about 1900s Yorkshire and was schooled into next year

JD Vance sprang to the defence of Pete Hegseth’s ‘Russia flag’ tie and was owned all the way to Men’s Warehouse and back

Donald Trump appeared taken aback that a female reporter had the temerity to ask him a proper question and it was sexism first, America last

JD Vance was asked why he wanted to be Vice President and his answer was as damning as it was totally on-brand

Magas trolled the ‘No Kings’ protestors for basically behaving themselves and it was a self-own visible from space – 14 right royal comebacks