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You surely won’t see a funnier photo finish at the Winter Olympics or any race, anywhere

This sports presenter’s blistering take on racism in football after the latest on-field outrage is an important, essential watch

This Olympic silver-medal-winning skier’s slapdown for the reporter asking if she’d ‘lost two gold medals’ gets the Politest FU of the Year award

This rugby ref turned to emotional blackmail to get these unruly players back in line, and it’s an all-time great sporting rebuke

F1 isn’t a regular hotbed of hilarity but the payoff to this Lewis Hamilton clip is properly funny

Gary Lineker had the magnificent final word on Jim Radcliffe’s outrageous ‘colonisation’ remarks

With one week to go, the Winter Olympics is an ironically hot topic on Bluesky – 28 favourite things people are saying about it right now

This cricket commentator’s all-time-great reaction to a colleague not knowing Joan Bakewell is still one of the most Partridgesque things we’ve heard

JD Vance told American Olympians who dare criticise Trump to ‘stay out of politics’ and was brutally schooled into the next Olympiad

A French skier’s unfortunate smack in the snowballs has gone viral again, and you’re going to feel so bad for laughing

This perfect hat-trick of own goals is right up there in the sporting cock-ups hall of fame

A Maga tried to own the libs by doing this at the Super Bowl but it wasn’t the spectacular touchdown she thought it was

The Winter Olympics got underway, with an appropriately wacky opening ceremony, boos for JD Vance, and a whole load of internet reactions – 32 medal winners

The usual MAGA crybabies are whining about athletes speaking out about the US at the Winter Olympics – 18 brutally funny responses worthy of gold

An American complained about the timing of the Australian Open tennis final and the entirety of the internet called him out