Sport p.2

Wrexham AFC’s new ad ramped up the star quality with a back-of-the-net performance from Sir Anthony Hopkins

Just watching this terrifying climb is enough to give you nightmares

‘The worst 13 seconds of football ever played’

This MAGA claim that the Super Bowl is rigged to let Taylor Swift help Biden win the election is even madder than Flat Earthism

Eric Dier’s weirdly German accent after his Bayern Munich debut may be today’s funniest thing

Blackburn Rovers had the very best response to Joey Barton’s latest ‘diversity’ rant

‘Do yourself a favour and turn the sound on’

‘The campest 140 call you’ll hear in your life’ (you don’t have to be a darts fan to appreciate it, but it helps)

Figure skater Adam Siao Him Fa performed a dangerous illegal move in the European Figure Skating Championships – and still won

There were lots of memorable moments at the darts but none funnier than this magnificent spot

‘One of the greatest replies I’ve ever seen’

Tiresome Joey Barton’s been trolling Mary Earps and the Metro’s blistering headline was a trophy winner

Joey Barton said he could score 100 out of 100 penalties against Mary Earps and was owned into next season

Piers Morgan wasn’t happy that Mary Earps won the BBC’s Sports Personality prize and this response deserved an award all of its own

You need to zoom in on this contract Dean Smith is signing (he’s a football manager but that’s not important) because it’s an absolute treat