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Donald Trump seems to have had a hair-raising makeover, and it handed the internet the meme fodder it didn’t even know it needed – 28 hilariously savage blows

Whoever did this particular detail of Donald Trump’s $1 ‘liberty’ coin take the rest of the week off!

A guy bothered this woman in the name of America’s First Amendment and she magnificently owned him into next year and beyond

Donald Trump is worried about the quality of future presidents and the lack of self-awareness is visible from Mars

Donald Trump’s just got a new golden phone on his Oval Office desk and it’s so pathetically on-brand it’s hilarious

A Maga asked why ‘illegal immigrants’ should get free healthcare in the US and bit off so much more than she could chew it’s simply brilliant

Donald Trump said data centre critics were ‘backwards and poor’ and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s A++ comeback had everyone cheering

JD Vance’s weird way of talking about 9/11 didn’t just speak volumes about the vice president, it bellowed them

Pete Hegseth tried to fat shame these two Canadian military cadets and was gloriously owned into next year and beyond

A woman reporter’s nuclear button question totally stumped Trump and he took it just as well as you’d imagine he would

Donald Trump shared AI slop of Iran’s Kharg Island being ‘blown to smithereens’, in case you were wondering what the Peace President has been up to

15 brutal clapbacks to Donald Trump’s spectacularly delusional take on his own presidential ranking

Donald Trump signed an executive order to rename Lake Ontario to Lake America, and became the one-trick pony of geographical trolling – 27 scathing takedowns

The US Department of Education shared a fictional Churchill quote, and accidentally likened Trump to Hitler – 17 scorching burns

This Maga Republican’s sad family anecdote really wasn’t the argument against affordable healthcare she seemed to think