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Michelle Obama reminding everyone that Barack won a Nobel Peace Prize was the perfect way to troll Donald Trump – 17 virtual cheers

Trump’s American-flag blue paint is peeling off the Reflecting Pool after they dumped hydrogen peroxide in the water to kill the algae. That’s enough metaphor for today, thank you

This American wilfully ignored every single warning about how much English Mustard to use and it will never not make our day better

Kudos to this lone journalist attempting to hold Donald Trump to account and his response didn’t speak volumes, it bellowed them

An American wore his Maga hat to Disneyland but it wasn’t the epic win he thought it was – 13 especially animated comebacks

An American said Brits had got caramelised onions all wrong and these Brits were only too happy to help

Donald Trump signed his Iran war deal in Versailles and it was a glorious self-own from history lost on no-one (except him, obviously)

Donald Trump started wanging on about how Iran having missiles is a good thing and we can only hope it was as physically painful for Marco Rubio as his face suggested

Trump wanted to wang on about the ‘rigged’ 2020 election but all anyone else wanted to talk about was the noise emanating from his body at the 3 second mark

We’re not sure what part of Donald Trump made this really weird noise, but the internet threw some suggestions into the wind – 17 favourites

A visitor from New York was left unutterably befuddled by a British plug socket – and these (mostly) polite Brits were only too happy to help

Donald Trump claimed the Iranians called Obama a ‘stupid SOB’ and the projection could be seen all the way from the Middle East

An American claimed Europeans can’t ‘comprehend’ the choice of beers they sell in the US and was roasted under the table in the replies

This Fox News reporter’s spin on the president ordering a clean-up of the algae in the newly renovated Reflecting Pool shows the real Trump Derangement Syndrome

JD Vance made up what Whoopi Goldberg asked him and she was having absolutely none of his BS and you love to see it