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Marco Rubio outlined exactly what Trump wanted to end his war on Iran and are you going to tell him or are we?

This ultra Maga insisted Trump wasn’t asleep he was only blinking and it made the whole thing even funnier

Out-of-state millionaires with New York properties feel that Zohran Mamdani’s second-home tax vilifies them – Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.

Dozy Donald had a little nap in the Oval Office again, and the takedowns might just give him nightmares – 22 savage favourites

Donald Trump was asked about his weird promise to make sure there was still gold in Fort Knox and his response was 24 carat fool’s gold

Trump’s UN Ambassador tried to explain why Iran is so dangerous and it was a glorious self-own for the ages

The White House released the ‘UFO Files’, and it couldn’t all just be a distraction from those other ‘files’, could it? – 17 out-of-this-world clapbacks

Donald Trump claimed he donates his presidential salary to ‘White House preservation’, and it was a self-own visible from the pile of rubble that used to be the East Wing

Maga cultists paid $600 million in deposits for a gold ‘Trump Phone’ that’s unlikely ever to exist… or be refunded – 17 of the least surprised reactions of all time

Tesla issuing a Cybertruck recall because ‘their wheels may fall off’ must be the perfect metaphor for everything right now – 21 bursts of schadenfreude

Donald Trump said the hantavirus was nothing to worry about but it wasn’t the reassurance he presumably imagined it was – 13 smackdowns to inject into your veins

Marco Rubio gave Pope Leo a crystal football, and everybody wondered what in the gift-shop tat he was thinking – 18 favourite funny responses

Someone suggested cheerleaders were everything ‘progressive feminists hate’ and it was a glorious self-own for the ages

This mega Maga suffered a severe case of Trump voter’s remorse and sympathy was in critically short supply

Surprise, surprise! Donald Trump called ABC’s Rachel Scott “bitch” for questioning his priorities, and the internet responded as one