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Grok says that Elon Musk is a lean and wiry former streetfighter, if you were wondering how the impartial truth bot is currently functioning

Trump’s AG may hold back some Epstein documents due to the investigation they just opened. Who could have seen this coming? These 24 people, for a start

This jaw-dropping video of Donald Trump belittling women journalists should be sent to every woman who ever thought of voting Maga

A Maga complained their date cancelled after they found out she voted for Trump and global supplies of sympathy remained untroubled

Donald Trump said Saudi Arabia had done an ‘incredible job’ on human rights and even the Crown Prince couldn’t keep a straight face

This woman reporter wasn’t letting the Epstein files lie and Trump’s outrageous response suggests she totally hit the mark – 17 brutally on-point responses

Donald Trump claimed he wasn’t with Epstein very much at all, and world supplies of chinny reckon have just dried up – 17 highly sceptical responses

Donald Trump told a woman reporter who dared ask about Epstein to be ‘quiet, piggy!’ and these 17 responses will have him squealing

MAGA are praising Trump for removing tariffs on steaks and people were quick to point out the obvious – 17 juicy takedowns

Pete Hegseth earnestly announced a bunch of ludicrous military mission names on Twitter and got trolled into oblivion by the ‘Phrasing!’ police

Trump’s Treasury secretary blamed high beef prices on immigrants bringing their own cattle with them and was mercilessly ribbed – 15 choice cut comebacks

GB News got a sit-down interview with Donald Trump and it was just as hard-hitting as you’d imagine

A woman reporter asked Trump a question he didn’t like and his wretched response is basically page one of the Donald Trump playbook

Donald Trump urged Republicans to vote for the release of the Epstein files, but people have spotted a snag or two – 17 revealing responses

The White House is really pushing the Donald and Melania love story to scotch those Bill Clinton rumours – 19 uber-sceptical responses