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Trump spat out his dummy over the UK refusing to roll over, and his ‘not Winston Churchill’ jibe at Starmer massively backfired – 21 two-finger salutes

A woman reporter dared ask Pete Hegseth a question he didn’t like and the hissy fit that followed didn’t just speak volumes, it bellowed them

American TV mocked John Davidson’s Tourette syndrome and the whole of Britain responded as one

Donald Trump said Keir Starmer took ‘far too long’ to help him attack Iran and these homegrown comebacks will make you proud to be British

Marco Rubio’s brain-melting explanation of why America attacked Iran had people hollering into next year with disbelief

Is the US at war? This humiliating CNN montage of American politicians answers the question – or not!

Melania Trump chaired a session of the UN Security Council, and we truly are through the looking-glass – 24 epic facepalms

Nothing to see here – just Donald Trump wanging on about the White House curtains and his enormous ballroom in between updates about his latest war

Donald Trump paid tribute to American soldiers killed in Iran but the payoff felt so wildly inadequate it hurts

Sean Spicer trolled ‘our good buddies the British’ for not helping America attack Iran and these homegrown smackdowns will make you proud to be British

People are digging up old anti-war tweets from Trump, JD Vance and other MAGA goons after the Iran attack, and the scale of the hypocrisy is truly breathtaking

Donald Trump went full Lord Farquaad from ‘Shrek’ in his announcement of the attack against Iran and it would be funny if it were not so unbelievably grim

What’s an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real? – 21 blown minds

There’s not enough facepalm in the world to handle JD Vance claiming to be the coolest VP in US history – 21 strong rebuttals

The Team USA ice hockey captain’s A++ response to Donald Trump’s sexist joke was the sort of statesmanship Trump can only dream of