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Trump’s claim that Putin has ‘generous feelings’ towards Ukraine and wants it to succeed drained global supplies of chinny reckon – 22 outsized facepalms

A Maga woman said Europe was ‘hanging by a thread’ and was brutally owned by an entire continent – 17 transatlantic smackdowns

Trump said Zelenskyy didn’t want to go to the White House anymore and the Ukrainian president’s A++ comeback was perfect comedy timing

An American was asked for their most embarrassing moment living in the UK and it’s a top tier gaff for the ages

A Maga said real men don’t drink white wine and the entirety of Europe responded as one

Ivanka Trump shared the books she’d picked up, sorry, read this year and this A++ comeback beat all-comers

Donald Trump said the US landed in Greenland 300 years ago and was fact checked til he farted – 13 ice cold comebacks

JD Vance said Americans no longer had to say sorry for being white and these 14 A++ comebacks needed no apology

Donald Trump told a MAGA rally about Melania’s panties – 18 people who don’t approve of his airing their dirty laundry in public

Donald Trump boasted about being able to identify a giraffe in his “not easy” cognitive tests – 17 memorable reactions

Trump had his minions write ‘ineffective’ and ‘the worst’ beneath Obama and Biden’s White House portraits, and irony has left the building

There’s something not qu-white right about this gathering of the current crop of White House interns – the only 16 scathing responses you need

Emily Maitlis on Donald Trump and his very specific BBC derangement syndrome is one minute very well spent

Donald Trump designated Fentanyl as a Weapon of Mass Destruction, and everyone got that ‘here we go again’ feeling – 15 swift clapbacks

This ‘chief of the FU tribe’ Maga complained about the Brown University lead detective and it totally blew up in his face