US p.37

What’s an American thing you see in movies that you thought was fake but is actually real? – 21 blown minds

There’s not enough facepalm in the world to handle JD Vance claiming to be the coolest VP in US history – 21 strong rebuttals

The Team USA ice hockey captain’s A++ response to Donald Trump’s sexist joke was the sort of statesmanship Trump can only dream of

Trump cultist Ann Coulter insisted a second-generation immigrant couldn’t love the US enough to be president, and her face was completely encased in egg – 19 funniest clapbacks

These 16 US foods are banned in Europe, and we’ve never been more grateful to be European

Stephen Miller’s po-faced objection to the Democrats’ refusal to stand for Trump got him thoroughly dragged, but AOC delivered the most devastatingly accurate takedown

An American TV reporter appeared less than keen to talk harsh economic realities and had people hollering into next week

A mega Maga said Brits were thick in the wake of the Baftas row and this homegrown high-IQ comeback had everyone cheering

Americans have been trolling John Davidson and the whole of Scottish Twitter bit back in magnificent style

Eyes down for Trump BS Bingo, as he claims he ended the war between Kosovo and ‘Servia’ – 17 generous helpings of chinny reckon

Donald Trump posted a video of himself winning ice hockey gold at the Winter Olympics and it’s as unhinged as you’d expect

Misogyny now hiding in plain sight on Fox News and despite everything we already knew it’s still a bit of a jaw-dropper

Fox host Jesse Watters responded to Gavin Newsom’s dyslexia by saying he doesn’t want a president who can’t read, and the internet had news for him

Trump’s polling numbers are the lowest they’ve ever been, and his reaction was exactly the whiny tantrum you’d expect – 17 scathing clapbacks

A man questioned whether Jennifer Lopez should dress like this at her age and you don’t have to be a woman to appreciate these A++ replies (but it’ll help)