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Donald Trump claims he doesn’t nod off in public, he just gets snapped mid-blink, but the internet’s not falling for it – 15 uber-sceptical takedowns

The internet is cheering the artists pulling out of Kennedy Center gigs after it turned into another Trump vanity project – 21 standing ovations

This American store’s guidance for rounding prices up or down because of the penny shortage is blowing British minds

A Brit said how much better Europeans have it than Americans and the Maga fury it prompted took it to a whole new level

A Maga trolled the Great British Breakfast and the entirety of the UK responded as one – 14 calorific comebacks

Trump’s claim that Putin has ‘generous feelings’ towards Ukraine and wants it to succeed drained global supplies of chinny reckon – 22 outsized facepalms

A Maga woman said Europe was ‘hanging by a thread’ and was brutally owned by an entire continent – 17 transatlantic smackdowns

Trump said Zelenskyy didn’t want to go to the White House anymore and the Ukrainian president’s A++ comeback was perfect comedy timing

An American was asked for their most embarrassing moment living in the UK and it’s a top tier gaff for the ages

A Maga said real men don’t drink white wine and the entirety of Europe responded as one

Ivanka Trump shared the books she’d picked up, sorry, read this year and this A++ comeback beat all-comers

Donald Trump said the US landed in Greenland 300 years ago and was fact checked til he farted – 13 ice cold comebacks

JD Vance said Americans no longer had to say sorry for being white and these 14 A++ comebacks needed no apology

Donald Trump told a MAGA rally about Melania’s panties – 18 people who don’t approve of his airing their dirty laundry in public

Donald Trump boasted about being able to identify a giraffe in his “not easy” cognitive tests – 17 memorable reactions