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Forget sharks and windmills – Captain Cognition has been wanging on about dangerous fish from China

JD Vance said every major conflict ended with negotiation, and history entered the chat – 21 owns for the ages

Dean Cain’s ICE training video became the laughing stock of the internet faster than a speeding bullet – 23 super takedowns

JD Vance’s disrespectful ‘little icebreaker’ with President Zelenskyy was a self-own visible from Moscow

This epic Donald Trump ramble was so off-message even Fox News tried to cut him off – 18 slack-jawed and totally on-point responses

A reporter asked a question Karoline Leavitt didn’t like and her response was a chilling snapshot of how the White House works right now

A top tier Trump rant but done in the voice of a whining 8-year-old is a hilarious match made in hell

Pete Hegseth was caught on video struggling to do a proper pull-up and these 15 hilariously brutal responses really don’t pull any punches

Donald Trump was asked why he didn’t call Putin in front of European leaders and it was basically the worst answer possible

Donald Trump is mad at the ‘woke’ Smithsonian for telling people how bad slavery was – 24 brutal responses

Donald Trump told Fox News he wants his Russia-Ukraine peace negotiations to work so he can get into Heaven – 17 biblical takedowns

JD Vance wasn’t allowed at the grown-ups table during Zelensky’s White House summit and the internet raced to make him the punchline he is

Donald Trump thinks you have to bring your licence plate to vote – these 17 A++ responses have totally got his number

Donald Trump saw the upside of America going to war – 17 of the most damning and totally on-point responses

Donald Trump’s response to this heartfelt plea for the youngest victims of the Ukraine war was so in character it hurts