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Millennials reveal what they couldn’t care less about in their homes, and it honestly sounds pretty nice

An American was bemused why he always lost weight in Europe and these Europeans were only too happy to help

Elon Musk just declared war on Donald Trump and his ‘big beautiful bill’ and everyone said the same thing

A bigoted ‘proud American’ trolled the Democrats’ NY mayoral candidate for eating like this and was magnificently owned into next year

Donald Trump has released a new fragrance for men and women called ‘Victory 45-47’ – 17 sweet-smelling takedowns

A senator whined about missing a beach trip to debate Trump’s healthcare-grabbing bill, and got owned all the way back to Pennsylvania

Donald Trump has been sharing his knowledge of uranium and it’s simply spectacular – 13 nuclear-powered takedowns

People have been getting the digs in over Trump promoting coal because ‘windmills’ and solar panels are ‘ugly’ – 18 favourites

Ted Cruz said Glastonbury was the ‘base of the Democrat party’ and was schooled into next year

An American asked why Europeans don’t have tumble dryers and these Brits really didn’t hold back – 14 highest heat comebacks

Donald Trump said he’d been sending a tariff demand to ‘Mr Japan’ and these are surely the only 9 responses you need

Get your dabbers out for Trump bingo, as he claims he’ll reveal TikTok’s buyer in two weeks – 16 eye rolls

The hilarious takedown of this furious Maga and his commitment to the ‘original Constitution’ is simply magnificent

Karoline Leavitt took aim at ‘totalitarian regimes’ desperately trying to save face and global supplies of irony plunged to critical lows

Pete Hegseth said America’s bombing of Iran was ‘the most complex and secretive military operation in history’ and was brutally schooled into next year