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Republicans plan to rename the Kennedy Center Opera House in honour of Melania Trump, and it’s gone down as well as you’d expect

Donald Trump was ‘told he was in the Epstein Files’ two months ago, and Project Deflection is about to hit DEFCON 1

‘Take a look at that and stop talking about nonsense’ – Trump’s latest Epstein Files deflection sees him accuse Barack Obama of treason

Jon Stewart brought out a whole choir to tell CBS what he thinks of them for cancelling Stephen Colbert’s show – and it’s gloriously NSFW

In 2013, Donald Trump publicly berated Barack Obama for trying to change Washington’s NFL team name, and there’s not enough irony in the world

‘If Trump was in Lord of the Rings’ adds more than a touch of hilarious magic to the President’s inane ramblings

Donald Trump told sports teams to restore the racist names they’ve ditched, and failed Deflection From Epstein 101

Arch Maga Nancy Mace tried to do a Coldplay CEO meme and bagged the Facepalm of the Month award – 16 ruthless takedowns

Karoline Leavitt getting called out on Donald Trump’s fantastical lie about his uncle at MIT is a very satisfying watch

The White House released a weirdly honest health update about Donald Trump and basically the entire internet said the same thing

JD Vance had a question for everyone not letting the Epstein story drop and it was a glorious self-own so big you could see it from the moon

The man who wrote a Trump presidency into the Simpsons in 2000 went full prophet to predict his imminent downfall

Podcast bro Theo Von was shocked at JD Vance’s Epstein U-turn and Twitter couldn’t race to say “I told you so” fast enough

Donald Trump claimed he’d made Coke great again and if it was an attempt to distract from Epstein then Gavin Newsom’s A++ comeback really burst his bubble

Donald Trump has managed to squeeze yet more gold into the Oval Office, and the internet dragged His Supreme Tackiness – seventeen 24-carat nuggets