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Pete Hegseth said he’d be rooting out ‘fat’ leaders from the military and got owned into next week – 13 calorific comebacks

Trump told these wounded soldiers it was ‘pretty good” and ‘amazing they got hit, and there’s not enough facepalm in the world

Donald Trump was asked about the slump in visitors to the US and his response is like the essence of every Trump answer ever

Pete Hegseth continues the Foxification of the Pentagon by ‘ordering a hair and make-up studio’ at taxpayers’ expense

This dude just got to ask a question in the White House and nothing better illustrates the state of US democracy right now

This American comedian’s take on why he flipped from Democrat to Republican had people facepalming into next year

Donald Trump’s epic China tariffs reverse ferret got all the responses it deserved – 15 devastating tax free takedowns

Elon Musk is leaving the White House to spend more time watching the Tesla share price tank – 13 ferocious farewells

Donald Trump said the price of eggs had fallen so much they were basically giving them away and got fact checked til he farted

Right-wing perma-beanied YouTuber Tim Pool now has a press pass for the White House – hat tip to these 19 reactions

This Brit had a message for Americans and what’s going on right under their noses right now and went wildly viral

Donald Trump said he was ‘looking forward’ to the Pope’s funeral and of all the responses this A++ comeback surely said it best

The fabulous look on the Italian PM’s face as Donald Trump talked his beloved tariffs surely spoke for the entire world

JD Vance visited the Pope just hours before he died and basically the entirety of the internet said the same thing

The White House may wrap Pete Hegseth’s lunch in a map, after he shared classified info with his wife in a second Signal group chat – 19 facepalms