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24 of our favourite non-serious Bluesky reactions to Trump declassifying the JFK files

We hold this truth to be self-evident – Donald Trump in no way has the original Declaration of Independence in the Oval Office

Donald Trump told Fox News Canada was the nastiest country to deal with and of all the many comebacks this was the funniest (and most NSFW)

An Elon Musk fan account said the SpaceX rescue proved he can’t be thick – 9 replies to bring them crashing back down to Earth

Putin was more than an hour late to that phone call, if you were wondering how much he respects Trump – 16 favourite reactions

Elon Musk said he wanted to build a ‘self-sustaining civilisation on Mars’ and of all the many A++ responses, this one went into orbit

Elon Musk accused his many critics of ‘lacking empathy’ and was schooled all the way to Mars and back

Donald Trump’s phone call with Vladimir Putin was the chocolate teapot of international diplomacy – 17 early verdicts

A Maga took great delight in showing off a ‘snowflake free’ energy drink made of ‘liberal tears’ and this A++ comeback is the only one you need

Jason Isaacs just destroyed Donald Trump and his A++ link back to the White Lotus had everyone cheering

France just called America and wants its Statue of Liberty back – 14 of the funniest and totally on-point responses

Marjorie Taylor Greene said Ukraine had a big Nazi problem and this historian’s shutdown was simply magnificent

Trump said he was being sarcastic about ending the Russia-Ukraine war in a day, but the internet brought the receipts

Elon Musk claimed people hate him because he threatens the ‘woke mind parasite’, and the internet set him straight – 21 top comebacks

“It’s only because of the USA that the French are not speaking German.” White House press sec demands gratitude from France – 18 facepalms