Weird World p.36

This wife wanted a ‘dancing Arab’ for Christmas and it’s an epic misunderstanding for the ages

Andrew Tate said food was for losers and these 13 comebacks were simply delicious

Someone did the maths to prove that crinkle crankle (really) walls use fewer bricks than straight ones – but it was the name that blew minds

Simply 23 of the most interesting, unusual and just lovely to look at maps from ‘Map Porn’ on Reddit

Simply 27 fabulously satisfying examples of people incorrectly correcting others and landing flat on their face

The unexpected plot twist in this giant trawler catch is today’s most jaw-dropping thing

‘What is the strangest trend to come out of the past 10 years?’ 23 things people do they really shouldn’t

An ‘anti-occultist’ had a question about Taylor Swift and was schooled into the next dimension

This most unfortunate woman’s hilarious tale of menthol bath salts is a salutary lesson for us all

A Swindon Town fan blamed their team’s epic defeat on vaccinations and it’s a furiously funny read

Just when this Nadine Dorries story surely can’t get any more bizarre, along comes the payoff

This fabulous response to a very special invite from the ‘Illumaniti’ is the funniest thing we’ve read today

This Twitter ‘challenge’ prompted lots of eye-opening replies but none better than this computer security person

This ‘patriotic Christian family’ really aren’t into Halloween and got just the responses they deserved

Surely the best Parliamentary question (and answer) you’ll read this year