Weird World p.5

‘It doesn’t say Christmas on the mince pie box’ season gets earlier every year – 19 satisfyingly festive takedowns of the latest culture warrior

A rich family wants to pay £180K for a tutor for their one-year-old baby to become “an English gentleman” – 15 top class responses

The ‘BBC Dad’ shared joyous new pictures of his famous kids and people are reliving one of the internet’s greatest moments

Someone dubbed this Rightmove property listing ‘The final boss of Live, Laugh, Love’ – dare you look through the keyhole?

Reports of a crash involving a truck carrying herpes-infected monkeys caused an outbreak of sick burns – 17 top bananas

In a crowded field, this theory about wild animals might be the stupidest racist take of the day

A conspiracy theorist compained that Costa’s Christmas cups aren’t Christmassy enough, and people thought it was just crackers – 18 star takedowns

Move over, Scrooge. You have to make room for the couple who charged guests £3.66 for each slice of cake

Lay’s crisps is having a rebrand because ’42 per cent of Americans didn’t know their potato chips were made from potatoes’, and the facepalm is visible from space

Boris Johnson is going viral for how he pronounces “AI” and “Chat GPT”, but what he actually says confirms what we all suspect about him

A climate conspiracy theorist shared their fears over the state of the Irish sky and was hilariously owned into next year

We regret to inform you that Kim Kardashian has launched a range of thongs styled with fake pubic hair. It’s the satirists we feel sorry for

27 of the funniest and most awfully unfortunate instances of ‘good taste but awful execution’ from Reddit

The Christian evangelical ‘King’s Army’ blocked London’s Soho in protest at its ‘immoral culture’ and was magnificently schooled into next year

This American took a giant cross to the Charlie Kirk memorial but he opted out the heavy lifting and of all the responses, this one totally nailed it