‘What’s an invention that turned out to be perfect for a completely different use?’ – 22 items with applications that would definitely have surprised their inventors

This Danish ad made the best use of Vikings and comedy to share an important safety message

A Nigel Farage fan suffered a meltdown over this English Heritage family photo and was magnificently owned into next year – 14 blue plaque comebacks

Someone has made a painting of Paddington Bear attaching an England flag to a lamppost, and people were quick to point out the obvious

An Australian topical quiz came up with hilarious alternative names for Trump’s branded scents, and we reckon they’d make him kick up a stink

A ‘British patriot’ was desperate for this policeman to shake his hand and ended up furiously spitting feathers – 13 funniest and totally on-point responses

Douglas Carswell’s despicable tweet got all the responses it deserved but no-one said it better than the great Adam Kay

Kemi Badenoch’s tale of being offered a place at Stanford University when she was 16 has been completely unravelled …by Stanford

RFK Jr thinks people should stop trusting the experts – although ‘thinks’ might be doing some heavy lifting – 19 savage takedowns

A Reform policy adviser complained that she can no longer get ‘normal bread’, and got owned into next year – 21 bun-derful replies

Somebody asked for funny and ridiculous names of British towns and villages – 25 (slightly NSFW) answers that will have you giggling like a child

‘What’s a fact that sounds fake, but is actually true?’ – 17 bizarre statements that beggar belief

This hilariously pretentious list of ‘the bare minimum for holding a conversation’ was deservedly mocked into the stratosphere – 16 stellar comebacks

This ‘ultimate vox pop’ about what it means to be British is sure to upset all the right people and it just makes it even better

Little Englanders have been loving this ‘St George post box’ and it was a first class self-own to write home about

17 classic times these Americans were owned into next week to the intense delight of basically everyone else

This hilariously entitled bride’s beef with her husband-to-be is straight out of the very top drawer

JD Vance said he’s ready to be president in the event of Trump’s demise and it got weirder by the minute – 14 funniest reactions