Kemi Badenoch said Labour should have had a plan for welfare reform after 14 years in opposition, and shares in irony tripled in value

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12 ace facts about Wimbledon served to you with love

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These 17 people played by the rules but still stuck it to the man in magnificent fashion – 17 supremely satisfying takedowns

People shared ways of politely ending a conversation with someone who won’t stop talking – 25 funniest (and effective) shutdowns

The cat falls flat: new animated Cat in the Hat movie trailer leaves Twitter uninspired – 13 especially catty responses

The Bank of England asked people to help redesign its bank notes – 9 especially inventive early front runners

NBA legend Tony Parker built a 24/7 Nando’s restaurant inside his house and Twitter is starving now – the 13 hungriest responses

Kirstie Allsopp was shocked to find no-one else in her Tube carriage and ended up magnificently owned into next week

Donald Trump said he’d cancelled inflation in the US and reality begged to differ – these 9 people said it best

Liam Gallagher had the most Gallagheresque last word after a Green Day fan pranked the band with an impromptu rendition of Wonderwall

Donald Trump threatened to arrest his newest political opponent and these 13 responses aren’t just on-point, they’re essential

An Oxford graduate’s devastating take on this Netflix drama about an American in Oxford went wildly viral and he totally nailed it

Donald Trump said his next job would be to deport people born in the US – 17 gobsmacked and totally on-point responses

There’s more than a sprinkle of Hollywood magic about Gene Kelly breaking his ‘no Singing in the Rain’ rule for the Muppets

Nigel Farage is furious this council leader won’t take down its Pride flag and these 13 fabulous comebacks are all worth running up the pole