Simply 17 examples of the most fabulously satisfying ‘petty revenge’ to make your day better

How would you curse your worst enemy with a minor inconvenience? – 17 mildly annoying hexes

Keir Starmer’s magnificent takedown of the Tories’ 14 years in power was that rarest of things – a properly funny (albeit slightly weird) joke at PMQs

The BBC’s Spy in the Wild animatronic bear may still be one of the funniest things they’ve ever broadcast – even though it wasn’t supposed to be

This magnificent Nina Conti clip with these two sisters is like the very definition of infectious laughter

‘What weird things did you eat as a child?’ – 21 utterly bizarre ‘foods’ that only a kid would want

What’s something society expects you to want… but you don’t? – 17 life obligations people are turning their backs on

A ‘flag waving, meat eating, gun toting’ Maga took revenge on Mark Ruffalo for criticising Trump but it wasn’t the slam dunk he thought it was

Trump claims the protesters are having ‘fake riot’ training in hotels, where they learn to chant “Shame! Shame! Shame!” – 18 facepalms visible from Mar-a-Lago to the White House

Donald Trump was asked about comments by the Greenland PM and his response is exactly why the country wants nothing to do with the US

‘What screams ‘this person is insecure’ without them saying a word?’ – 23 people with immediately obvious chips on their shoulders

Watch Trump lose his rag and flip off the brave soul who taunted him about the Epstein Files during a factory visit. Give that heckler a medal

You don’t have to be a David Icke fan to cheer his frank and NSFW response to Elon Musk’s claim of humble origins – 15 people surprised to be in agreement

25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

Karoline Leavitt offloaded the full force of the White House on ICE shooting victim Renee Good and it sent people properly mad

The White House declared an end to the war … on protein – 15 lip-smacking responses

Donald Trump declared himself ‘Acting President of Venezuela’ and these 15 replies asked him to act his age instead

The US Border Patrol chief said 90% of Americans were ‘happy to see’ ICE on the streets and 100% of the replies begged to differ