It’s Andrew that C5’s Jeremy Vine Show feels really sorry for and it had people hollering into next week

Fox host Jesse Watters responded to Gavin Newsom’s dyslexia by saying he doesn’t want a president who can’t read, and the internet had news for him

‘Have you ever bought tickets to an event and realised you’d completely misunderstood what it was? – 23 people who didn’t know what they were turning up to

A mega Maga shared a clip supposedly showing ‘the difference between a man’s reality and a woman’s’, and the sheer misogyny saw him dragged into the twenty-first century

Trump’s polling numbers are the lowest they’ve ever been, and his reaction was exactly the whiny tantrum you’d expect – 17 scathing clapbacks

Peter Mandelson’s arrest caused a satisfying outbreak of schadenfreude on social media – 21 unapologetically savage responses

JD Vance asked for help finding sex offenders and so many people said the same thing he should probably have seen this coming

Trump’s FBI chief Kash Patel partied hard with the US Men’s gold medal-winning hockey team and these 13 A++ takedowns all hit the back of the net

This woman’s especially NSFW response to a pair of Reform UK canvassers just went wildly viral and it’s a supremely satisfying watch

This wildly misleading picture is blowing minds everywhere and it really isn’t what you think (probably)

People are convinced this phone-in caller is Donald Trump pretending to be a Maga and we simply can’t stop listening

A man questioned whether Jennifer Lopez should dress like this at her age and you don’t have to be a woman to appreciate these A++ replies (but it’ll help)

This British woman explained why she moved to Spain and global supplies of irony just hit critical lows

Donald Trump said he’s sending Greenland a hospital ship and the Greenland PM’s A++ comeback owned an entire superpower

What is a small thing that makes you happy instantly? – 17 little moments that are guaranteed to make you smile

Andrew Tate posted a video of himself ‘chilling with the guys’ and it would be very impressive if you were 14 years old

The Everyone Hates Elon activists hung Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor’s release photo in the Louvre, and the internet gave them a virtual standing ovation

Talk TV just fell for the ‘litter boxes in classrooms’ hoax all over again, and there’s not enough facepalm in the world