‘What is the best ‘Jay from Inbetweeners’-level brag you have ever heard?’ – 21 incredibly obvious porkies

21 sceptical responses to Trump insisting his tariffs are like surgery that will cause the stock markets to ‘boom’

The shatteringly unexpected plot twist in this 15-second cookery video is breaking people’s brains

This short video about the inconsistencies of English pronunciation is hilariously on the nose

‘What mundane activities are the sign of a serial killer or psychopath?’ – 17 dead funny giveaways

‘What’s the pettiest reason you stopped sleeping with someone?’ – 17 trivial reasons people have called things off

‘Canada Hates Trump’ is surely the most entertaining and downright furious thing on Twitter right now – 17 hard-headed (NSFW!) tweets

Bill Burr had a message for reporters asking him to comment on Elon Musk and it should be replayed to the American media (and everyone else) on a loop

Sting’s face was a whole lot of nope as he sat through a terrible performance of Every Breath You Take

Darren Grimes bemoaned Greggs having to ‘protects its sandwiches from mass theft’ and was schooled into next year

Somebody asked retail workers about the pettiest things they’d done to annoying customers – 21 well-deserved little victories

Donald Trump slapped tariffs on a bunch of uninhabited islands and of all the comebacks this A++ takeaway beat all-comers

If you didn’t already hate A.I. – this computer-generated pizza advert might make you start

This rally’s near miss is the most nail-biting thing you’ll see today

James May’s ‘zen’ approach to driving is something that we would all do well to adopt

Donald Trump’s tariff speech included a trip down memory lane to the ‘old-fashioned term, groceries’ – 17 funniest reactions

Donald Trump harked back to America’s tariff-backed ‘golden age’ and was fact checked til he farted

There was just one important thing Trump forgot to do during his big tariffs blast off and if anything sums up his administration, it’s this